THE TRIUMVIRATE HAS AWOKEN

OKIE BONSAI

Hello ladies,

Long time no speaks, and this makes me sad, so it is time to rejoice and revel in the thought that we have all gathered in the realm of the Goddess, and all that "truly" know this and are helpless to our power cower in the dark and wail and lement for quick release from the tsunami of pain that we fart in their general direction.

Jac, I am tickled shitless over 3 things.

1. You haven't murdered anyone ....yet.

2. You have met Babs, and I am envious.

3. Mack Brown sucks bull semen.

Babs,

1. You have now been to West By Gawd, Texas.....by gawd.

2. You have met Jac and she is just a big sweetheart, (and she could kick nuts through a skull)

3. There is lots of cheese in West, I am coming back for some of that shit.

I am deeply involved in Fantasy Football now, so I am even more disturbing as I used to be when I simply blogged, now I am obsessive compulsive....more like Rainman every day.

I must tell you guys about my OU/Texas watch party.

We watched the game, grubbed a shitload of tailgate food and decided to play poker after the game. This dude named Bull breaks out bottles of Hot Damn and some Jagermeister.

MECCA

It de-evolved from that point on.....when I woke up on the couch with a mouth that felt like a Yak had taken a dump in it , through bloodshot eyes I saw Greg with his forehead planted on an invisible "dot" on the floor(arms straight out like an albatross), and I knew if I invaded his space he would spew like a fire hose. It was like he was praying to Mecca, ......to the North West.

It really didn't matter, he threw up in a summer cap, one that is perforated, that thankfully catches the "chunks". Bonus, huh.

Ain't football great.

Hugs and kisses, Sooner